Vtip-pravda o Slovensku

Rok 2072 kdesi vo svete:
Synátor: " Tati, vraj kedysi žili nejakí Slováci? "
Otec: " Ach, áno ... a podľa nich sa dnes hovorí: Si hlúpy ako Slovák ..."
Synátor: "Aha, a kde tí Slováci žili? "
Otec: "No, už sa to presne nevie, niekde v strednej Európe, tam kde sú
dnes Spojené Emiráty a najzápadnejšia provincia Číny s názvom
Rakúsy."
Synátor: " A to vážne boli takí sprostí? "
Otec: " No áno ... je to v historických análoch ... vraj rozpredali a
vytunelovali vlastný štát, vláda tam nechala ľudí umierať hladom kvôli
exekútorom, za prezidentov si volili kriminálnikov, tunelárov,
ožranov, zlikvidovali si poľnohospodárstvo, priemysel,
dovážali skazené potraviny z iných štátov, vzali ľuďom prácu a dali ju prisťahovalcom. Vyživovali z vlastného vrecka najchamtivejších banditov a stali sa poskokmi ostatných štátov Európy, ale to kto vie ...niekedy si myslím, že za ich
vymretím bolo i niečo iné, veď sa tomu ani nedá veriť .... taký tupý predsa
nikto nemôže ani byť!!!

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Pi, 31/01/2014 - 22:40 vsem na sk

opsano.....Na živote na Slovensku milujem hlavne tú rozmanitosť. Každý deň ma naserie niečo iné..." je to pravdive??

Po, 10/02/2014 - 01:02 Chlapci sa zapotili

Na Zemplínskej šírave zrušili policajti Národnej kriminálnej agentúry pravdepodobne najväčšie laboratórium na výrobu drog v strednej Európe. Jeho likvidácia, dokumentovanie stôp a dôkazov trvalo 80 policajtom 25 hodín.

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